Party Dyke's Hoe-Down: A Queer FLINTA* Cowboy Western Party

Howdy Homosexuals. Party Dyke's back on the wagon, and the Cunty Fair is rolling on back into Bellmer for an end-of-Summer shindig. Harvest season's a fine time for a hootenany. And the dykes of this town are itchin' for a cold beer in their hands, some country tunes on the jukebox, and maybe a lil lipstick on their collars. There’ll be: - Line Dancing Lessons - no partner, no problem - Arm Wrastlin’ - prove you got grit, or are you all hat and no cattle? - Drag and Burlesque - lineup TBA, but it’ll be hot enough to set yer hat a'fire - Water Gun Shoot Out - prove y’all can at least shoot straight - Kissin’ Booth - 'cos a little canoodlin' never hurt nobody - Veggie BBQ - better than just beans ‘n’ grits - Photo Ops - hot mugshots for cute cowbois - And plenty more saloon shenanigans Dresscode: Hats, chaps, bolo ties, neckerchiefs, denim, flannel, fringes Entry’s donation-based — why not grease the wheels on yer way in? 5-20 suggested, only give what you can afford. Keep a lil jing-aling for our performers and to get yourself some grub from our grill. Any sort of culturally appropriative costuming, confederate flag apparel, or otherwise disrespectful or discriminatory bullspit will result in you getting hauled out through the saloon doors. Ain't no two ways about it.